Hello you wonderful debaucherous devourers of delectable decadence, J. S. Deacon here to announce that the third installment of the Make Me Famous series is now available on Amazon. We left off with poor Bambi Walsh naked and bound amidst a throng of crazed African natives. What will befall her? Will she escape? How long can the charade of this being a real news program last? Read on, my friends, to find out!